after what feels like a thousand years, but is probably more like eight, it is time to delete this app from my phone! i’ve had a wild and often wonderful time but my nipples and i just can’t be arsed to figure out how we present according to tumblr staff, and will be taking our rambling elsewhere. but i don’t want to lose touch with the people i’ve met here — you can find me over on twitter, my fic will remain on ao3, my professional portfolio is here, and if you really need to get in touch, you can always activate the last protocol and release a plague pigeon at midnight with a message tied to its leg and i’ll get in touch! in one last desperate bid to get something good out of this site, i’m also linking my ko-fi. i’m working on saving money to make my nipples a little less female-presenting, and if you’ve ever enjoyed my work and would like to throw me a few dollars towards that goal (or share this with someone who might) i’d really appreciate it! i think that’s all; you’ve been the best friends an order muppet could hope to have, and i’ll see you next recurrence ✨
(Source: perhapsican, via saxifraga-x-urbium)
poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
it was pneumonia.
yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.
he shot her point blank
this reads like a Monty Python sketch
(via birb-boy)
And now a warning about drafts
You ever write up a post you decide will be too controversial or embarrassing but leave it in your drafts to sleep on and then forget about it? How about real personal stuff you weren’t sure you wanted to share at the time? Heavy-ass receipts on bad shit you’re leaving there only just in case you’re forced to use them?
Well if any of your drafts get flagged by the new system, a mod can apparently see them in with all your other flagged posts, and if they un-flag them, it publishes them automatically as a brand new post. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
(via newsbypostcard)
tits out nipples up
that’s the way we like to fuck (until tumblr flags our content as sensitive)
i’ve been on this site for 7 years i know damn well it’s not gonna get deleted. i’m not even a little nervous. not even god could kill this site
banning porn could
you’re legit right and i think maybe i actually did curse tumblr to die by making this post
(via grinchfucker)
as always, when this site inevitably shits itself into oblivion, you’ll be able to find me at @timesnew_rowan
what if i posted pictures of my nipples every day as hrt shrinks my breasts, do you think at some point tumblr would concede that MAYBE my nipples have been through enough to self-identify or are there literally no trans people on staff at this garbage nightmare crapfire website
as always, when this site inevitably shits itself into oblivion, you’ll be able to find me at @timesnew_rowan